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one who flaunts one's abnormally bulging musculature for his own entertainment and for the annoyance of others lacking.
Hey, can I get tickets?

To what?

The gun show!!!
by gunshow December 15, 2004
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Billy: Have you got your tickets yet?
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand
by bErt September 23, 2004
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Gratuitous display of biceps, commonly referred to as "guns."
"Which way to the gunshow?" (points with arm bent at the elbow) "Is it THAT way?"
by George Hatcher August 30, 2006
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An expression used to show or tell people that you have guns or muscular arms.
Hey ladies got ur tickets to tha gun show?
Gun show is this way. (Pointing downward while flexing)
by joey bennett August 15, 2005
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The showing off of one's biceps/muscles...or...lack thereof. Usually used to get a girl's attention, and if the girl has a brain it will not work.
Guy: Hey, you going to the gun show tonight?
Girl: I don't see any 'guns' there...and I have a boyfriend. See ya.
by thesarcastictruth July 05, 2011
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A sexual act in which a man sucks a woman's vagina dry, and then spits her juices into her asshole. After this he must take her to Brown Town and jizz in her ass. Following the anal sex, the man must suck all of the juices and jizz out of the woman's ass, say "Welcome to the Gun Show" and spit the juice/jizz mixture in her face.
-Man, Gaetzy gave his bitch a gun show last night, what a sick beauty.
-Yeah bro, I guess we call him Gun Show for a reason..
by WelcomeToTheGunShow March 29, 2011
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