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A park bench. In the popular movie, "Forrest Gump," he's seen sitting on a park bench, passing out words of wisdom.
A park bench where some old fart or village idiot sits all day and tells stories or gives his/her opinion on everything.
by Tom Griffith January 31, 2004
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018