code word for a condom

1) 'An act easily preformed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmacutical haze, with her teeth in the glass. Straddle her wrinkled mug, and ram your naughty boy down her thread. Blowing your jack down her withered esopogus. If she wakes up tell her she for got her pill and you were helping her.'

2) Alternate Variation: "As she is waking up turn around, stretch your ass cheeks apart and start screaming at her, like a wild talking asshole."

Source: O&A Show

a fat cock covered in hardened jizz that forms a smegma like substance and becomes sticky

a rather large or ugly female sometimes, but not limited too, one who is very clingy and possibly hungry for more than just a doublequarter pounder with extra cheese

When a toothless prostitute gives you a blowjob

n. A type of bear that lives all over the world. Usually found in bags near houses. There are several different types of gummy bears, including the Haribo.

When a large hairy gay man sucks cock with no teeth.