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A guy who wears inappropriate footwear to nightclubs in a vain attempt to be noticed. In other words a characterless loser, grasping at anything that will set him apart from the crowd.

A sslf absorbed, unaware twat, who is laughed at in pity.
Person 1:"Look at that guy, hes got plastic bags for shoes."

Person 2:" SOOO Lame, he has small genitals, what a gumboot oliver!!"
by smoka36 March 13, 2010
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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