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Italian slang for close friend, best friend, companion, pal.
Hey Gumba, let's go to the ball game.
by Richard Caro January 09, 2005
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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italian slang for a close male friend. can be used either for family or friends that the speaker feels are close enough to be in their inner circle. not to be used for a woman.
hey, gumba, c'mere, i gotta tell you something
by heygumba32 December 12, 2010
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It is an american-italian coruption of the sicilian word for "godfather".

Still the same usage as simply meaning "life-long friend" or the like.
by maleorderbride February 23, 2005
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A "Gumba" is a vape but when hoes from the ghetto they say "gumba"

It's a South African slang, mainly from the city, Johannesburg.
Brah pass the 'gumba'
- it will hit, it's 50 nic
Yooo
by Peachy_peaches February 11, 2020
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1. A person who is careless in either actions or remarks in a way that is often offensive and/or sarcastic but usually not too serious. The term is used playfully because a person being a Gumba, much like the characters of similar name in Super Mario Bros., is not to be taken as a serious threat, just playfully annoying.
Many Gumbas don't know how weak they are or else they would never behave in ways that encourage others to stomp on their heads.

2. An insult used when you want to seem more polite than you feel. i.e. "It's nicer than calling someone a retarted idiotic bafoon."
(Looking at old pictures)
MAN: I can't remember when my hair was that dark

WIFE: Wasn't it a few weeks ago!? (referencing his attempt to dye it which he regretted)

Man: You're a Gumba
by Graymalkin42 April 11, 2010
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