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practised at dogging venues. The audience that is watching the participants 'dogging' in a vehicle masturbate, having achieved ejaculation collect thier result in hand and flick it on the 'doggers'
elliott wrote ' gulling is addictive, it ruined my life. I lost my job, my wife, my house, all thanks to becoming Gullman"
by Elliottp August 14, 2006
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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when you watch a couple having sex and your outside a window and then you ejaculate on the window so it looks like sea gull shit
by funky monkey November 06, 2014
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Popular pastime involving a third or extra party or parties in a dogging scenario, where ejaculation is achieved onto the doggers' car window in the style of a passing gull.
by DonnaHP August 05, 2007
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The practice of standing on the edge of a cliff/rubbish dump with a fish inserted into the anus to encourage gulls and other birds to swoop and retrieve the fish for food, thus pushing the participant over the threshold.
jamie needs a good gulling after beating me at poker last night. After that I'm going to tattoo 'Napalm Death' onto his neck.
by lil' Tilt February 17, 2005
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Similar to going out on the "pull" or "pulling" somebody.
Going out on the "gull" or going "gulling" refers to somebody going out and picking up scraps, much like an actual seagull, of somebody's recently ended relationship or trying to sleep with somebody who is really broken, emotionally unstable and rather promiscuous.
Going out on the "gull" or going "gulling" refers to somebody going out and picking up scraps, much like an actual seagull, of somebody's recently ended relationship or trying to sleep with somebody who is really broken, emotionally unstable and rather promiscuous.
Christopher: Broke up with Holly last week
William: Ah, man. That sucks. Watch out for Charlie though.
Christopher: Why?
William: He is definitely gonna be on the gull.
Christopher: Ah, yeah. He's been on a Gulling spree lately.
William: Ah, man. That sucks. Watch out for Charlie though.
Christopher: Why?
William: He is definitely gonna be on the gull.
Christopher: Ah, yeah. He's been on a Gulling spree lately.
by JittyTiggle January 22, 2014
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When something is irritating you or in the back of your mind and you can't ignore it. When you are on a beach and you have to protect your cone of chips, because you are worried a sea-gull is going to swoop down and steal your food.
Mate wiggle the mouse, the cursor on the screen is really gulling me out.
Oi change the song, this music is gulling me out.
You're obviously in a really gully mood today.
Oi change the song, this music is gulling me out.
You're obviously in a really gully mood today.
by Bashwipe Co. March 14, 2017