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Slang for a person from the state of Gujarat in India. Known to be stingy, but are some one of the best businessmen/women, always get the best side of the bargain.
Are you guju?
Whoa, you spent only $50 dollars for that authentic Michael Jordan Jersey...damn thats guju!
Whoa, you spent only $50 dollars for that authentic Michael Jordan Jersey...damn thats guju!
by Maddest V March 20, 2004
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Inhabitants and descendants of the Indian state of Gujarat.
Those who speak the Indian language Gujarati.
Known for their business minds, agriculture, and strong cultural values. Traditions include garba (dancing and clapping in circles)and raas(dance style involving sticks)-two of the most popular dances in the state. Also known for having taken over the motel/hotel/gas station industries in America.
The common phrase "you guju" is a misconception of the actual characteristics of Gujaratis. Being of the business-mind, Gujus tend to look for the best deals. They value money and make the most of it. They are by no means cheap; in fact, Gujus are of the highest tier of minority incomes so CHILL OUT WITH THE GUJU JOKES! haha
Those who speak the Indian language Gujarati.
Known for their business minds, agriculture, and strong cultural values. Traditions include garba (dancing and clapping in circles)and raas(dance style involving sticks)-two of the most popular dances in the state. Also known for having taken over the motel/hotel/gas station industries in America.
The common phrase "you guju" is a misconception of the actual characteristics of Gujaratis. Being of the business-mind, Gujus tend to look for the best deals. They value money and make the most of it. They are by no means cheap; in fact, Gujus are of the highest tier of minority incomes so CHILL OUT WITH THE GUJU JOKES! haha
"you guju"
"stop being guju"
"stop being guju"
by Vinay Amin July 21, 2005
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A slang term for a person who is a descendant or inhabitant of the state of Gujarat, India. The term “guju” is an abbreviation of “Gujarati.” Plural: gujus.
Gujarati people are most often characterized as highly educated business-minded persons. There is a common misconception that Gujarati people are stingy, but this is a negative stereotype created by jealous persons from other states in India.
Gujarati people are most often characterized as highly educated business-minded persons. There is a common misconception that Gujarati people are stingy, but this is a negative stereotype created by jealous persons from other states in India.
by Victor D. Patel April 23, 2006
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a person who identifies as being from the state of gujarat, India, that is well known and respected b/c of his'her rich cultural background
by truballa July 21, 2005
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a breed of indians who go into drug stores such as CVS pharmacy and use massive amounts of coupons (usually so they end up paying a little less than eleven cents for 44 items) only to have 20 extra bucks print out for their next purchase
and then they come back into stores later that evening with their husbands to do the same thing under his store card
and then they go home and rejoice to their savings (times two)
and then they come back into stores later that evening with their husbands to do the same thing under his store card
and then they go home and rejoice to their savings (times two)
guju: how much was the liquor u bought for me?
punjabi friend: it was like 42 bucks (estimates it, not really caring for every penny)
guju: it couldnt be! my dad owns a liquor shop! im not paying that much.
punjabi friend: *feels uneasy* ok... why didnt u get ur liquor from there?
moral of the story: dont befriend gujus
punjabi friend: it was like 42 bucks (estimates it, not really caring for every penny)
guju: it couldnt be! my dad owns a liquor shop! im not paying that much.
punjabi friend: *feels uneasy* ok... why didnt u get ur liquor from there?
moral of the story: dont befriend gujus
by Sherni ox August 11, 2007