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A highly metro-sexual individual of Southeast Asian descent who identifies with Italian-American culture of the tri-state area. They sport spiky, gelled hairstyles often referred to as "blow-outs", and wear labels such as Guess and Armani exchange. Being highly concerned with their physical appearance, they wax most of their body hair, including their eyebrows. They speed through the streets in expensive cars pumping techno or hip hop music through customized subwoofers in their trunks. They often adopt nicknames such as "Vinny" to avoid the use of their complex Indian names (ie. Vikram). A high concentration of such individuals can be spotted in Staten Island, NY and in clubs that play trance/house music along the New Jersey Shore.
1) Those guindians from Edison, NJ rolled up in their tricked out Acura.

2) Tariq is such a guindian, he makes everyone call him Tony!

3) Devkumar AKA Danny is such a guindian, he put an Italian flag on his BMW.

by Snigdha and Sneha June 27, 2007
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
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an indian male, usually found in jersey, long island, or philly who acts/dresses guido.

the best way to identify a guindian is by their hairstyle, a blowout, and their overly cocky demeanor.
those guindians really thought they were the shit at that party last night
by Rima B. March 28, 2008
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A highly metro-sexual individual of Southeast Asian descent who identifies with Italian-American culture of the tri-state area. They sport spiky, gelled hairstyles often referred to as "blow-outs", and wear labels such as Guess and Armani exchange. Being highly concerned with their physical appearance, they wax most of their body hair, including their eyebrows. They speed through the streets in expensive cars pumping techno or hip hop music through customized subwoofers in their trunks. They often adopt nicknames such as "Vinny" to avoid the use of their complex Indian names (ie. Vikram). A high concentration of such individuals can be spotted in Staten Island, NY and in clubs that play trance/house music along the New Jersey Shore.
1) Those guindians from Edison, NJ rolled up in their tricked out Acura.

2) Tariq is such a guindian, he makes everyone call him Tony!

3) Devkumar AKA Danny is such a guindian, he put an Italian flag on his BMW.
by Snigdha and Sneha July 30, 2007
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A guindian is a male of south-Asian descent sporting blowouts, fauxhawk or a fade. They are usually found in Philly, New York or New Jersey. Most have earrings on their lobes and/or cartilage. Popular clothing stories for guindians are Express, Guess, and Armani Exchange.
1) We knew Neel was a guindian when we saw him rolling around in a G35 blasting music.
by Guindian January 17, 2012
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Somebody who went to the College of Engineering, Guindy, Madras.
Anna University graduates a few hundred Guindians every year.
by AGuindian June 27, 2011
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