A ghetto guid is when you concatenate a bunch of words or numbers together in a unique identifier that you're pretty sure will always be unique.
I made a ghetto guid from the current time and the user's initials:

10-14-2011-9:38AM-AB
by MG_2011 October 14, 2011
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One who looks after a persons spiritual well being. One who can be referenced for advice when it comes to spiritual questions, and questions effecting ones life.
Sam B. is James' spiritual guide.
by MSOE guys January 02, 2007
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Anyplace where a guido infects; can be in a bar, on the beach, on the Orange bus back to Elkton, wherever. Quite possibly the worst place on Earth. It is not recommended to fight these 'roid high guids as they will throw hair gel into your eyes and get all their boys with the same haircut.
Wow, did you see that guid city on the Orange bus last night?
by Guid Slayer May 13, 2009
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Pornstar Guide

So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you

Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK

Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch

Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K

Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
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A great cheap program that is basically the SKY tv guide on your PC
Whats next on TV? Check the digi guide dumbass
by mulligan November 14, 2003
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Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.
dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man
by joe mortell March 10, 2008
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Global User I.D. Ban :
Happens when you play with game modifications, or hacks; and they get detected by an anti-cheating association integrated into the game you play.

It will add your CD key to the black list, and it will not be allowed on servers ever again that uses PunkBuster.
Now i gotta go get a new cd key... I just got guid banned.........
by flyingtoretilas May 19, 2007
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