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When something is a load of rubbish !
talking non-sense
dont give us yer guff : dont tok shite/rubbish
by hisstohat March 14, 2009
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.
Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display
by derek May 24, 2005
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giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit
Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight
by DayDay December 17, 2003
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"general unspecified free food"

This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.

Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.
Hey, are these cookies guff?

Yeah, I made them for everyone last night.
by gufflove September 14, 2010
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Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.

Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."
by Um Kazaar March 27, 2003
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