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The act of checking your speed while snowboarding or skiing. Originating from an unknown snowboarder who became famous for checking his speed when he should really have just manned up and pointed downhill.
"I knuckled on that jump because I guertined right before takeoff."
by TommyOG January 26, 2009
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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Noun: A sexual act through which a girl starts giving oral sex to a blindfolded male sexual partner and in the middle of the intercourse, she switches place with a gay/bi man who keeps up suckin'. Then, she removes the blindfold out of the confused guy.
Can also be used as a transitive verb.
Noun: She gave Leonard the good old Guertin.
Verb: Let's Guertin him to the max!
by Cadaverisator September 20, 2006
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An act of brave sincerity and affection. Without regard to the consequences. Typically followed with a hug or a few moments of reflection.
Girl #1: "did you atleast give him a chance to say his feelings?"
Girl #2: "no, I felt uncomfortable and got out there"
Girl #1: "wow, you know he is confused as hell"
Girl #2: "yeah, he is definitely hurtin' for a guertin"
by Humble Roots November 27, 2020
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