by mastazula September 24, 2006
A place that is very nice and quiet during the off-season, but then turns VERY touristy in the summer and early fall. Most of these tourists are gay guys that come from San Francisco. But overall is a very cool place that I call home.(:
WARNING- DO NOT VISIT DURING LAZY BEAR WEEKEND!
WARNING- DO NOT VISIT DURING LAZY BEAR WEEKEND!
Person 1: Hey dude look to your left!
Person 2: OH HOLY GUACAMOLE HORSE SHIT I JUST VOMITED IN MY MOUTH AND AM NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!
Person 3: Yep, seeing two guys making out on the street corner is the norm in Guerneville on Lazy Bear weekend and most of the summer. Get used to it dick-wad.
Person 2: OH HOLY GUACAMOLE HORSE SHIT I JUST VOMITED IN MY MOUTH AND AM NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!
Person 3: Yep, seeing two guys making out on the street corner is the norm in Guerneville on Lazy Bear weekend and most of the summer. Get used to it dick-wad.
by Lanaliciousalmonds April 10, 2011
GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)
Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
by shtetl_mensch July 07, 2006