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To assure or promise strenuously.
If that bitch opens her canker sore mouth one more time, I guaranfuckintee that it will be the last word she ever says.
by Bustamante December 10, 2007
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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