Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
2
"According to Donald Rumsfeld, the gas chambers and crematoria needed for the Guantanamo facility will be constructed by Halliburton Corporation, which won the no-bid contract yesterday. In other news, the State Department is requiring all persons of the Muslim faith to report to the nearest Amtrak station tomorrow at noon for relocation...I'm Shea Stevens and this is NPR News."
by Carl Willis August 04, 2005
3
(v.) a sexual act performed by a woman where the partner's face is covered with a cloth and the female squirts on the partner's covered face.
Origin: named after Guantanamo Bay, a detention camp that was run by the US military, known for it's acts of interrogation. Their methods were usually immoral and humiliating. The guantanamo (sex act) is meant to resemble the "waterboarding" interrogation process.
Origin: named after Guantanamo Bay, a detention camp that was run by the US military, known for it's acts of interrogation. Their methods were usually immoral and humiliating. The guantanamo (sex act) is meant to resemble the "waterboarding" interrogation process.
"Chad and I have been spicing it up in the bedroom. Last night, he let me guantanamo him! He LOVED it!"
by judyboome September 18, 2020
4
"Where you goin, Phil?"
"To my friend's house."
"What friend?"
"Paul"
"Paul who?" etc....
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVID - STOP WITH THE FUCKING GUANTANAMO!"
"To my friend's house."
"What friend?"
"Paul"
"Paul who?" etc....
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVID - STOP WITH THE FUCKING GUANTANAMO!"
by GiantSnowman March 25, 2005