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my budy ryan made out with a grandma
(she was 70) She was a guaf.
by dick head September 18, 2004
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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A penis which is shaped like a pear.
He's 8 inches, but he's got a guaf.
by whereyomanat? September 02, 2010
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