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"Guacket" is the combination of "guac" and "pocket," referring to the small, localized region of a poorly-made burrito that contains all of the guac in said burrito.
This is commonly encountered when ordering a burrito from BlewDoba or Shitpotle, where the guac is delivered in an over-priced flick of the wrist, landing as a single ball typically located at one end of the burrito. The result is an essentially guac-less burrito, waiting to blow its fat green load in your mouth when you least expect it.
This is commonly encountered when ordering a burrito from BlewDoba or Shitpotle, where the guac is delivered in an over-priced flick of the wrist, landing as a single ball typically located at one end of the burrito. The result is an essentially guac-less burrito, waiting to blow its fat green load in your mouth when you least expect it.
Jim: Hey dude, how's your burrito?
Doug: Not bad, but I can't taste any guAARRGGHH*SPLOOOGE*CTHHSPLXCTZX
Jim: Finally hit that guacket, huh?
Doug chokes to death trying to swallow the burrito's unruly green load.
Doug: Not bad, but I can't taste any guAARRGGHH*SPLOOOGE*CTHHSPLXCTZX
Jim: Finally hit that guacket, huh?
Doug chokes to death trying to swallow the burrito's unruly green load.
by canpakes July 27, 2011
Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
by blank babushka October 24, 2009