OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.
Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 03, 2009
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mix together 2 oz. of beer, a shot of tequila, a splash of Tabasco, and a spoonful of guacamole in a whiskey glass. Shoot it in one gulp or sip it for prolonged gratification.
I bought a friend of mine a Guacamole Shooter for her birthday.
by Duke Superballs March 11, 2009
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Discharge form a womens vagina, that is so thick it leaves a greenish trail in her underwear.
Damn girl! You need to get checked! Your vagina left a guacamole trail in your panties
by DirtyBird006 July 13, 2010
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When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.
Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.
by Bloodydragonluvr69 June 05, 2016
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A vagina that has been penetrated so often throughout it's existence that it's inards are being worn on the outside. Which then causes the snatch to resemble that of guacamole.
"Dude don't hit on that Ashley chick man, I fucked her 3 months ago and that bitch had a mean ass guacamole cooch."
by Tommy Stanek October 29, 2006
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When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around
Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.
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The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.

Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.
I was mad at my girlfriend so I decided to feed her some Canadian Guacamole
by KCJD November 17, 2013
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