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verb; to eat hastily, with zeal.

Derivation is probably a combination of "gruffle" and "guzzle."

See also "gruffle."
"You ready to gruzzle down some cheese omelettes, or do you want to watch Braveheart again first?"
by Ray Smuckles April 14, 2006
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Slime creature that can't read and steals words from books so no one else can read either.
"Hah! I fucking slimed that Gruzzle! Eat that, I found the mystery word!"
by gruzzleatsyou June 11, 2007
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an african brotha with a half an afro cause the other half was am burned off wif a zizzle lighter,
dang! that bizzle got some gruzzle!
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