G.R.U.N.T

Government Reject Unfit for Normal Training
Oi you fucking plant life , you are a grunt !
by LondonDaz March 17, 2008
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an old person who makes grunting sounds when you move them.
Move a "grunt" from their Nursing home bed to the gurny.
by Kokopelliaz July 29, 2007
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A combination of the word "grumpy" and the slang term "cunt". In other words "grumpy cunt."
Nah, I can't go to the dance, my mom's bein' a grunt.
by luap42 March 10, 2008
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profoundly powerful marijuana, i.e. the high grade stuff with the crystals and the ooh and aah...
analagous to the chronic or the kind (popular among neo-hippie folk)
Son, you been smokin' that GRUNT?
by Captain Grunt August 09, 2006
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An ignorant or stupid person.
"Stay away from that guy, he's a grunt."
by x January 22, 2003
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The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.
Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Defecation. So termed because of the noise one makes while performing a bowel movement.
-Excuse me mom, but where is grandpa?
-Oh, he's going grunts.
by Scott Yacyshyn January 28, 2005
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