"Dude, Phil totally grundoloed his housing situation for next year."

"What happened?"

"Well... he forgot to hand in the forms before the deadline... then he missed the e-mail alerts telling him he had to respond or he would lose his spot... then he botched the appeal forms... now he has to live off campus next year."

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”