when old ladies lose control of their lower portions and their vaginal fluids, blood, crap, and other various liquids form stalagmites between their legs. they can be broken off and eaten, but they can kill a man.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Crystally, clinging bits of sweat and various fluids that form on the pubic hairs. Differentiated from dingleberry in location and composition.
May be used as an insult or medical complaint.