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A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.
My dog got out into the swamp, and was eaten by a grunch.
by Cranberry Bob December 02, 2019
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A bunch of grapes. Usually referring to an amount of grapes greater than six.
Sally ate the entire grunch in one minute

He plucked each grape off of the grunch until only the stem was left.
by Rohinidinibonanafofanafiniwein October 10, 2017
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Dirty ass bitch,thot, or slut that has stank pussy that smells like garbage juice. Stay away from her breath it might take off your eyebrows. Consider her as a hideous animal.
Bro I just saw a grunch. I had to run away fast from her smell.
by Big boo19$$ March 21, 2015
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To reply to an original post on a web forum without first reading the other replies.
Grunch... I haven't read any of the other replies to your post, but I think you should do XYZ.
by AlonT February 14, 2008
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The sensation a woman has when she was for a time free of conscious awareness of the male gaze and did not feel othered, but is then reminded in some way that she is a woman first and a geek, colleague, or writer, etc a distant second. That is, being grunched is the sensation of being firmly and unexpectedly othered.
There it was, the sickening grunch as I landed involuntarily back in my body- and not my entire body either, but specific parts of it.
by sigflup October 25, 2010
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Gross Universal Cash Heist (R. Buckminster Fuller book)
The grunch of gaints are taking your money all the time
by satans' November 03, 2010
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