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verb; to eat hastily, with zeal
I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.
by erik November 23, 2004
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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The sound a male koala bear makes when he is either disturbed or on heat, or both
their was lots of gruffles coming from the gum tree last night
by Mick September 08, 2003
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When you sit on a body part of someone else and fart so that they can feel the vibrations of your gas.
Aaron unexpectedly put his butt on my arm and gruffled me.
by fickleone May 25, 2013
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To talk in a deep tone with a voice that sounds like you just got out of bed and you have a scratchy voice.
I was just jamming out to the radio in my car and now my voice is all gruffled.

Chad Kroeger's gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.
by herpityderpderp March 30, 2011
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The extra cellulite on a girls hips.
Those tight sweat-pants really accentuate her gruffles.
by Guigfu February 14, 2010
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(interjection) like a curse word or "wow!"
"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"
by Aaron May 10, 2003
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