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when a bunch of guys happen to have a boner at the same time.
hooker: "it's still full-priced fellas, i don't give a groupon discount."
by dungeons_and_dildos March 03, 2011
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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When a group of intoxicated women are dancing provocatively upon their single gay guy friend.
Who do those skanks think they're fooling? It's a total groupon!
by E Dub the Great November 28, 2010
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When a bunch of men hanging out together simultaneously get a hardon. It can occur, for example, when a hot chick passes by them, or if they are watching porn together.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl was hot. I couldn't help getting a hardon from her.

Guy 2: Me too.

Guy 3: Me three. Looks like we're have a groupon.
by MetroidSocrates July 08, 2011
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n)a coupon that causes anxiety through huge discounts...then rapes your sould of its peace and good will toward men, women, and children. N) highly addictive substance that sucks money from your bank account and forces you to purchase things you didnt know you needed. v) to be fucked in an unusually harsh way v) a wallet raping
"you just got grouponed, Bitch!"
by quizkid April 11, 2012
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The guy or girl in the band that fu*ks all the groupies, he/she's been with so many groupies he/she's worth a discounted rate, coupon style.
Girl, don't mess with him, he's not gonna be serious, he's a groupon.

Dude, be careful with her, she's a groupon, make sure you wrap that up.
by sweetnola March 22, 2015
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