This what a cat does during the act of hunting to make its prey think it is no longer interested. The cat stops, looks away, and starts to lick its paw as if nothing ever happened.
As the cat began to sneak up on the bird, the cat stopped when it noticed that the bird saw it coming. The cat began fake grooming so as to appear disinterested in the bird. It works every time.
by lkaw January 09, 2007
What a man does before going out to party with the hopes of hooking up with a girl, that can include shaving, both face and body, extreme showering, hair work, and facial care. Also, this typically takes an extended period of time since most men do not need to spend much time in the bathroom preparing.
Dude, I've got to do some intense man grooming before we head out to Tony's party. There's gonna be mad bitches there
by Da Burdman February 26, 2007
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there
Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole
You seem to be a bit quiet in there
Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole
by JP_2KX December 04, 2011
The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.
by qingwaa October 19, 2007
Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.
by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020