Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.
by Buzz Killinton January 24, 2008
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A "Double Groom Doom" is an event that occurs when two homosexual men want to tie the bow together knowing the marriage will probably fail.
Chuck wants to marry Carl, but Carl has a strong phobia of penis, and Chuck likes to play ass pirate.

Carl is going to marry Chuck, but Chuck has drinking problems, drugs problems.. etc. Carl is a parole officer.

obvious Double Groom Doom

Things don't workout in a gay marriage, you get the idea.
by Frozen Chinchilla July 10, 2011
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Certain religions, including certain sects of Judaism, Islam, even Christianity speak of God preferring men to maintain a beard. This is what is being referred to here.
My inherent racist tendencies and your Heaven-may-care grooming and make me believe you are a a terrorist sympathizer.
by Wow_Really December 07, 2018
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Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.
I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!
by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014
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