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Australian Slang, (noun) A person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, motor skills and/or social skills. Usually a total moron, an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest.
Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in Queensland)
Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in Queensland)
1. No wonder he can't get a girlfriend, he is such a gronk!
2. Why would you "steal my car for the weekend," you gronk!
2. Why would you "steal my car for the weekend," you gronk!
by Carbona_Not_Glue September 01, 2009
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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go to "wings n' things" in Ryde NSW AUSTRALIA, and you will know exactly what a gronk is - trust me!!!
by Fully_The_Sickest_Bro_Ever October 18, 2003
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A citizen who was born in or lives in the Australian town of Cessnock. They wear cheap plastic thongs, footy shorts and walk around proclaiming about how great there local football team "The Goannas" are.
Person 1: Hey look at that gronk!
Person 2: Yeah hes from Cessnock, go easy on him mate.
Hey you Cesnnock Gronk, get a job ya dole bludger!
Person 2: Yeah hes from Cessnock, go easy on him mate.
Hey you Cesnnock Gronk, get a job ya dole bludger!
by ahooya May 16, 2006
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A deadshit, a suck-up, a person who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about the opinion of others, when they are right.
Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...
People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.
Lads; ad lays (pig latin).
Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.
A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.
Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.
Dense; someone who does not get it!
Lane Cove Slang.
Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...
People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.
Lads; ad lays (pig latin).
Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.
A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.
Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.
Dense; someone who does not get it!
Lane Cove Slang.
"Look at that gronk lad scabbing cigarettes for spin - what a deadshit!"
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"Can I borrow some money?"
"You never pay me back"
"I will this time... I promise man..."
"Fuck off gronk!"
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"Can I borrow some money?"
"You never pay me back"
"I will this time... I promise man..."
"Fuck off gronk!"
by johnnygun August 21, 2009