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noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region

verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness

BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.

BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.
by keystoned April 15, 2009
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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The gronch is a mythical creature that lives at the athletics carnival.
1. The gronch is so scary!
2. Watch out, the gronch is coming!
by That gay shit. May 09, 2019
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The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen
Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation
by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014
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To crush and/ or mangle something.
"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."
by Shannon Bell November 19, 2005
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1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.
Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!
by BongTokinAlcoholic June 20, 2005
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To bite on something so fucking hard that the entire table hears it.
by xXDolphin_Fucker69Xx December 06, 2020
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