The aching pain you get in your stomach (closer to your groin), as the result of being attacked in the groin.
Guy 1:Dude what's wrong?
Guy 2:Guy 3 kicked me in the balls, now I got some bad groin ache.
Guy 3:*Laughs.*
by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009
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To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia
How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.
by willie11 April 02, 2011
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Alternative phrase for the female vagina or gash. When a lady's pubic hair looks like a moustache.
I need to wax my groin tash before I go on holiday....
by Dirty JD August 30, 2015
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The overwhelming, uncontrollable, massively unstoppable tsunami of superhuman throbbing orgasmic pain that floods your groin area thereby causing the meaty love organ to be violently pumped to massive proportions of granite hardness. This is usually followed by gigantic throbbing and an unbelievable neverending torrential rain of cream gushering.
HOLY SHIT! Get the mop! Brad has major groin rage and we need a bucket fast!!!
by gregjockca October 22, 2010
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When a girl gets an involuntary twinge in the groin region as a result of thinking of/ witnessing something arousing.
Keenan: Did you SEE Channing Tatum in uniform in Dear John?
Caitlin: YES, I groin clenched so bad!
by BaileyBoo28 April 03, 2011
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physically hitting the testicles in hand to hand combat, bullying, or a practical joke on people.
The kid was weaker than the bully he was fighting, so with all his strength, he KICKED the bully's ass by kicking him in the nuts! Such as great groin attack!

Kid: YEAH!!!
Bully: OWWWW!!!!!
by cool91a May 28, 2014
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HIV-positoids who jab infected needles in the arms, legs and other susceptible bodyparts in subway trains as an act of vengenance!
Unlike the groin terrorist, the 'gift-giver' is someone with what has been called 'compassionate access': willingness to give his disease to those who ask for it! Crazy, ya think? Well, some people love to contract AIDS by will an are called the 'bug-chasers'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007
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