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groaves is an all seeing all knowing being he will either make you great and bring you up or break you down into a million pieces.. always be weary of the groaves for he be a sly mother fucker... give the groaves a bong he will rip it to hell and back... love the groaves and he shall love you... hate the groaves and he shall destroy you...
that's a true groaves right there
by spiritofthebong October 13, 2016
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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