A gentleman's offering to a damsel in need of some tension relief.
Something the old furry cup sippers could do with for anger management

"C'mon girly, why not relax on the old groan bone, get some of that stress out"
by ghaywood March 24, 2007
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The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.
What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.
by HeavenOnEarth July 06, 2016
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Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.
He had been paying off his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.
by avgirlie September 07, 2006
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A groan compared to 1960's American television series "Addams Family" character "Lurch". A deep guttural groan included with a shaking of the head. Indicating action of disgust in a sentence.
I just watched video <Lurch Groan> and it was so bad it made me want to vomit.
by bubba58 March 04, 2012
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when you blow air into a womens vag during oral sex, and then letting the gust of air hit you on the way out of her vag, and then the partner takes a big wiff of the love it and goes back in for more.
mommy i want a groan tube!
by Who's your boss?! January 02, 2011
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Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.
He had been paying his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.
by avgirlie August 31, 2006
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A male groan signifying the arrival of an orgasm (ie..load). The load groan is typically emitted or elicited during the peak of sexual intercourse, or sometimes from a lonely public bathroom stall.
"Did you hear the load groans coming from the coat closet at that raging party the other night?"
by -=v00d00=- September 27, 2018
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