Urban Dictionary: groad

Someone who has nasty personal hygiene. Gross + Toad = Groad

I don't want the groad touching my stuff

by stone5150 May 01, 2011

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Giant Broad (aka fat chick).

"That groad just ate the entire Baskin Robbins selection all by herself."

by Supercack July 10, 2008

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A danish slang word for "cuddling"

Wanna groade?
Yo bro, let's groade.

by mathiasslot January 30, 2014

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A mixture of gravel and pavement bicycle route.

Who's up for a groad ride on the weekend?

by del690 June 23, 2018

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Taking the piss (UK version) out of a groad - ie a "fat chick" - in a public forum.

Pep gave Elora a groading in SC2 the other day.

Those Ladies Who Lunch (Too Much) deserve every groading they get.

by Pserendipity July 27, 2011

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When the groad (area between the asshole and nutsack/vagina) is speckled with residual shit, giving it a rocky texture

I fucked that one chick but man, she had a rocky groad, and that shit was nasty!

by The Captian May 04, 2015

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Noun: a term used by cool Australian palaeontologists for unidentifiable shards of fossils.

Verb: the act of turning a nice fossil into unidentifiable shards through poor excavation technique.

"Nah, no good fossils here, all I'm finding are a bunch of groads."

"It was a perfect Thylacoleo skull before he groaded it with a trowel."

by aussiepalaeo December 26, 2020

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