The "griznatch" is the area just left and right of a males penis on the upper thigh area. Prone to heavy sweating and very painful muscle aches which will make the man walk awkwardly for days.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.