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Are you on the rag? You're being a huge gritch.
by Seraphynae August 17, 2003
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Grumpy + Bitch = Gritch i.e.; A grumpy ass bitch.
"Damn, gritch, gimme my bacon and eggs back!"
by Cutpurse October 07, 2003
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(noun) A term of reference for your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend on Christmas. A combination of "Grinch" and "Bitch".
"How come you're not with your kids for Christmas?"
"Shut up, they're with the Gritch"

"Bobby, why so sad?"
"I got dumped on Christmas. The Gritch stole my christmas spirit".

("Grick" can be used to describe men)
by Crazy Savages December 25, 2009
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As in "Suck My Gritch", a misenterpretation of "Suck my Kiss" from The RHCP Greatest Hits.
Give to mee sweet sacred bliss, that mout was made to suck my gritch.
by Zack And Matt January 09, 2005
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