"I had the best of times last night with the Grinch, his dick was so green and hairy."

or

"I went to the Grinch's house last week. He lives on the tip of Mount Crumpit and has a killer view"

Ted: On Marshall's answering machine Hey, Marshall. Still moping on the couch about Lily? Forget about her. You need to get over that Grinch.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say Grinch. I said a bad word. I said a very, very bad word...
Ted: Oh, fudge.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say fudge.

Ted: She took the decorations? That Grinch!
Older Ted: Flashback That time I really did say Grinch.

Ryan: How come the neighbor from Family Guy can't use his legs?

Mark: Didn't you see that episode in the first season? He tried to stop The Grinch from stealing Christmas from orphans, but ended up getting his ass whooped, and fell off a roof. You don't fuck with The Grinch.

Aidan: Hey Kelsey, why did you steal my shirt and my 10 bucks?

Kelsey: Because I'm a grinch.

Aidan: Yes, you are indeed a grinch.

"Dude, your girlfriend is a major grinch. You need to drop her."

Her Grinch vaginacuntbeavermuffmingetwat smelt like a fish counter on a hot day.

"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"

"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.