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grin fuck (verb) - a sales technique in which the salesman smiles profusely while delivering bad news. Since 80% of human communication is based on body language alone, the simple deception of grin fucking is often enough to prevent the victim from fully conceptualizing the bad news until later, after they've already agreed to the deal.

Note: the best defense against grin fucking is to call attention to it by casually asking the salesman why they are smiling.
Salesman <while grin fucking the hell out of you> We had to order a part from overseas, so the invoice came in $500 over the original estimate.

You <after sipping your coffee>: Why are you smiling? That sounds like bad news to me.

Salesman <suddenly befuddled>: Oh... no reason. I guess I'm just in a good mood today.

You: Okay, well, since I never approved the additional costs, what discounts can you provide to bring us back closer to the original estimate?
by Ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa September 13, 2011
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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From the song, Grinfucked on The Fury of Our Maker's Hand by Devil Driver. Meaning to screw someone over all the while they believe you are their friend.
The way your boss took the credit for your work all the while telling you that he was going put you up for promotion. You just got grinfucked hard.
by Hydroeric April 10, 2006
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(verb)- to be overly cheerfully deliberately misleading.
"The little bastard grin fucked me when he told me he'd finished the project."
by David Baglio June 10, 2008
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The act of slitting somebodies mouth open from side to side (IE chelsea smile) And then repeatedly fucking the gaping wound.
When I grinfucked Tom.
by Candyclub4kids July 24, 2011
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The act of making a "WHOO" sound really loud and its sorta like a death metal growl.
"Hey grinfuck that guy!"

-innocent guy walks by-

"WHOO!!"

-guy gets scared runs away"
by Mr.Sexy September 04, 2007
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