A German background driven individual, who's pure heart is within Russia, although they are lazy and alcoholics, they have good intentions. With a laugh like SETH Rogen, and a smile like ELLEN dengeneres (pretty fucking ugly) they will always let you down in a game of pool, and life, but continue to love and support, the true waste of cum you are

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.