When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.
When Daniel’s father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.
by Faster Redhead April 09, 2018
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Of the things the grief tragedy sympathy industry shows you on primetime TV, the coronavirus statistics seem dull this time of year because they are all year, but it takes something like extreme weather to wake people up.
The extreme weather is a refreshing thing to see after watching the same dull coronavirus numbers and statistics bullshit that is aired by the grief tragedy sympathy industry all year since 2020.
by VinegarDude September 02, 2021
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Denial - He insists the election is mistaken, and clings to a preferable reality. "I won."
Anger – Denial cannot continue, there was no election fraud. "Why me? It's not fair!

Bargaining – "If I disown my family, become a vegan, admit I'm broke, lose the comb-over, can I stay? Please?"

Depression – Trump lies in bed, imagining 'home confinement' with an ankle bracelet. Still, better than prison.
Acceptance – He embraces the inevitable. Sharing a cell with Michael Cohen. For life.
Trump's 5 Stages of Grief were textbook perfect, right on the money.
by Monkey's Dad November 09, 2020
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