At the greysexual convention, I met people who only experience sexual attraction very rarely, some who feel sexual attraction but no desire for a sexual relationship, and some people who experience a feeling somewhere in between platonic and sexual. It was a fun day!

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

You know that guy Sjors? He is a total greysexual he gets off on his grandpa because his pubic hair is grey.

Oh my goodness Mark Slone and Arizona Robbins are both so hot, I must be greysexual