Greetings

1. A way of saying hello.

Greetings, friend!

by DaUltimateMemelord April 29, 2018

Greetings

Used by many beings, including aliens and abnormal people. Used to say hello, while confusing the other person, normally into silence.

-Greetings
-WTF?

-Greetings
-and you are?

by Dragon MkII July 24, 2004

Greetings

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.

Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.

by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004

greet

N/E scottish, verb for cry.

dinna ye greet er i´ll slap yer airse!!
át bam´s aye greetin´ like a bairn!

by bamstick August 31, 2005

greeting

common scottish slang for crying

"Aye, you were fair bawling and greeting like a wee bairn"

"Aww, I wiz almost greetin when Lassie died."

by anna apple October 12, 2003

greeted

as baked as Ngreet when he’s fully squeaked.

Yo I’m fuckin greeted right now

by yeahgan December 4, 2017

greets

a shortening of greetings, used to greet someone (duh)

Greets! How's life?

by Rakeri August 11, 2003