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A robot designed to be your friend. This is decieving though, sometimes the robot shortcircuits and then becomes psychotic.
The greenwood broke and now when we clean the refrigerator, it yells at us!
by bananabananabanana December 09, 2009
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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The Greenwood refers to when a man comes home after a long days work with aggressions towards his partner, takes off his old dirty crusty work socks, gags his partner with them, hog ties them, and then proceeds to give the parter dry anal.
"We came home after a hard days work and right as I walked through the door, I got the Greenwood."
by McProffesional January 26, 2014
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A result in the game of poker, when ironically, a male player who gets a straight, is wearing feminine clothing.
Alex got two straights in the last two hands of poker, which is ironic for a man wearing that scarf. What a Greenwood.
by BigAlsPokerHand March 14, 2018
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noun - An erection or woody one gets while stoned on marijuana or green.
Last time we smoked up with the bitches, I had huge greenwood every time I looked at Sally's tits.
by SleepyDP January 02, 2010
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