(n.) Soem gasses, such as Carbon DiOxide (CO2) resident in earths' atmosphere act like greenhouse glass and trap some of the heat that the sun shines on us (by creating more molescules for it to travel through, on the plus side it moves faster, not that you would notice). There are too many fo these gasses for the plantlife on earth to absorb, and so slowly the earth is heating up, and by 2030, 15 million Bangladeshis will be homless. Like you should care...

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

When someone tosses another persons salad and farts in their mouth and they blow it slowly back at you.

The placing of fertile soil in a woman's vagina and planting of a fruit seed done with the woman chained to a wall in your residence. Then of maintaining the seed, growing it, and then which you eat it while it is mounted in the vagina.

the act of using the "going green" process to the extreme and refusing to not move on.

the cumulative effect of 200-odd years of industrialisation and thinking that we're (the human race) smart. Fossil fuels should be banned!

1) A major part of the carbon cycle that has helped properly regulate the temperatures of earth and the CO2 levels within earth's atmosphere for quite some time and won't just break because a few humans start driving SUVs and cooking on charcoal grills.

2) The confounded and/or irritated look on someone's face when you tell that "What color is a purple house?" "Purple" "What color is a blue house?" "Blue" "What color is a green house?" "Green" "WRONG! It's clear!" joke, because green houses are actually quite green, and they hate you for telling such a stupid joke.
Next time, stick with "Why did the chicken cross the road?"