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Greeks are some of the coolest people that you will ever meet. They're respectful, hardworking, hardworking, kind (but can be very scary). You'll want to hang out with greeks all the time because they're so awesome. But guess what? You can't hang out with them over the summer because they go to their horio (town they are from in Greece) for the whole summer. Even when they are home, they are probably busy hanging out with their families. And don't even try to hang out with them on Sundays. This is the day of Church and Church gossip. You see, the greeks go to church on Sunday for the service yes, but for the coffee hour after so they can gossip about each other. Religion is one of the greeks strongest values. Another thing that greeks like to do is dance. The most common known dance is the kalamatiano. Dancing is how they burn off all of the galaktoboureko, baklava, loukoumades, etc.
Sally Smith: Hey Panayotia do you want to hang out this summer?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: Sorry I can't, I'll be in Sparti from June 6th to August 12.
Sally Smith: How about when you get back?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: When I'm not with my family or at church, sure.
Sally Smith: Oh my Gosh with you Greeks! Why are you ALWAYS with your family? Not just your immediate family, but even all your 50 aunts, uncles, and second cousins.
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: You malaka. Stupid Americans.
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: Sorry I can't, I'll be in Sparti from June 6th to August 12.
Sally Smith: How about when you get back?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: When I'm not with my family or at church, sure.
Sally Smith: Oh my Gosh with you Greeks! Why are you ALWAYS with your family? Not just your immediate family, but even all your 50 aunts, uncles, and second cousins.
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: You malaka. Stupid Americans.
by malako June 25, 2019
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A fucking fat ass greek on the cotton fields being a slacker. Gets 25% if he is lucky on his maths test.
by ;s;kfjskdlfjskjlksdfkdfssdkfsd March 04, 2021
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The word Greek as it pertains to the people of Greece is an acronym for "Good Relative Encounters Empathetic King" describing Greeks as all having some royal relation or connection to Greek royalty. Anyone with no connections to royalty are slaves.
Petra thought he was a Greek, but after his father told him his family tree, he realized that he was merely a slave.
by panic oasis October 16, 2016
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The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.
One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.
by Twight0931 August 09, 2018