The act of getting a cheap prostitute to shave your gooch and when she's half way through, you shit on her face.
by SquishMitten4 November 02, 2006
When a guy gets a BJ from a female who thinks he is going to return the favor in some way,but instead zips up and goes home without giving her anything.
by gonzalez2502 August 09, 2010
When a male or female has sex strictly to have an orgasm without regard to the other sexual partner.
by Jesuspikachu June 01, 2009
One of the tenets that Von Miller (OLB for the Denver Broncos, former Texas A&M Aggie star) abides by while playing as an unstoppable force for the Denver Broncos. It also refers to one of his many celebratory sack dances within his arsenal of I-told-you-so-son-now-stay-down. The dance itself can be described as being a pantomime of sorts in which one uses both hands to stuff one's face.
When asked for further clarification of his dance, Miller replied, "On the field, that’s how we feel. Whenever we get a chance, we’re going to take it all. We eat with both hands, elbows on the table, big steaks, lobster bisque..."
When asked for further clarification of his dance, Miller replied, "On the field, that’s how we feel. Whenever we get a chance, we’re going to take it all. We eat with both hands, elbows on the table, big steaks, lobster bisque..."
Queue the following situation: Von Miller sacks (enter QB's name here), already has five TFL's under his belt this game alone, and its only the first quarter.
Me (in front of my POS TV): "Yeaaaaah buddy. Eat greedy, Von. Big steaks."
Me (in front of my POS TV): "Yeaaaaah buddy. Eat greedy, Von. Big steaks."
by Purple Summers Orange Winters November 21, 2012
by ButterNips July 02, 2015
by sunny as fuck February 15, 2017
The type of people to sue a place for minor mistakes for LARGE sums of cash. What ends up happening is they get filthfy rich while the business suffers and is forced to cut employees.
Injury victim 1, 2, 3, 4...: We will sue the casino for no stopping the shooting!
Casino: we can‘t afford that! We‘ll be forced to cut employees! Be reasonable!
Judge: You owe them 756million euros.
Casino: Greedy Fucks! Hundreds will be out of work and go homeless because of you!
Casino: we can‘t afford that! We‘ll be forced to cut employees! Be reasonable!
Judge: You owe them 756million euros.
Casino: Greedy Fucks! Hundreds will be out of work and go homeless because of you!
by McConplaint May 21, 2019

