Top definition
A socially akward fool, who is prone to putting a variety lipids (fatty oils) into his/her hair. Beware these grease squirrels they tattle on their friends, and stalk those who do not ward them off when they first meet them. More often than not they have b.o. and like ketchup.
Hey RJ, that grease squirrel thinks he has t1 armor on and wants to have a gun fight with his mayonnaise gun.
That grease squirrel took his hairy sack of potatoes he calls a girlfriend to the park to eat her bloody taco.
I saw that grease squirrel put butter in his hair again, while he was eating a frozen apple pie.
That grease squirrel took his hairy sack of potatoes he calls a girlfriend to the park to eat her bloody taco.
I saw that grease squirrel put butter in his hair again, while he was eating a frozen apple pie.
by Letum1984 October 21, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011