Someone who doesn’t understand that you are telling a joke and takes it seriously.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The process of making crappy Urban Dictionary definitions and/or killing jokes to the point of no return.

Protection of fore arms.
Used by knights and soldiers in the Middle Ages.
Often mounted by spikes or blade(s).

this name comes from a long line of viking heritage. it has been said they gave ragnar loth' brok his first boat as a young man that contained a map that lead him to discover the new lands. when he came back from his journey he found the greaves lineage and rewarded the family with the highest honor one could have in that era.