by tdubs35 April 16, 2011
by Neay Hey March 15, 2009
When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.
by Tom Selleck February 01, 2017
The act of farting and having said fart travels over the taint/gooch and for males this fart splits and travels on each side of the testicles and towards freedom. For females it may pass over the beef curtains and to freedom or get trapped inside to live on only to be reborn into the dreaded queef.
I had a severe case of swamp ass, farted on my leather seat and ended up gravy boating myself. It was weird like climbing the rope in gym class.
by D’artagnan Shackledord April 15, 2019
A sweaty and un-hygenic ass-crack, especially that of the morbidly obese. The hot, moist interior is usually somewhat brownish from fecal matter, reminiscent of Gramma's homemade gravy.
by Ludicrous Slim February 20, 2004
by John E White September 25, 2006