A school in south London full of chavs who think they’re bad and the odd socially awkward nerd. You may find that most of the girls think that they are the hottest and most clever thing on God’s good earth and seem to think that upper class white bitches are cool.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

a school full of fat cunts who smoke the phattest of ganja to cover up their insecurity about being a fucking twat

A school filled with nittys and teachers that can’t teach. Nice atmosphere though.