Urban Dictionary: granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma

"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"

by Lombard South May 17, 2016

Skinny, over cooked French fries which are often overlooked typically containing the skin of the potato.

Save me your granny fingers if you don't want to eat them.

by Jubilee B January 16, 2016

The term used to describe old grannies and their lack of cleanliness.

" The old lady from across the road has brought cake round again."
" Fuck off, i'm not eating anything that comes from that old granny piss-fingers

by TK.uk15 April 21, 2011

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

by H T X November 15, 2020