Top definition
When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma
"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"
by Lombard South May 17, 2016
Get a granny fingers mug for your papa Georges.
May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
Get the volcel neck gaiter and mug.
2
Skinny, over cooked French fries which are often overlooked typically containing the skin of the potato.
Save me your granny fingers if you don't want to eat them.
by Jubilee B January 16, 2016
Get a granny fingers mug for your brother-in-law Abdul.
3
You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear
by H T X November 15, 2020
Get a Granny Finger mug for your coworker Manley.