Urban Dictionary: grandma

What you say if a grandma is flying towards you.

Person 1:Grandma!
Person 2:What?
*KERASH*

by TheWiggidy November 01, 2003

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Duhhh the woman who feeds u cookies and gives you smooches/kisses but she calls it smooching:) also the woman who is super smart and tells u things you should not know at ur age ;/

Grandma better be a woman

by Spritelife_savage June 07, 2020

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Grandma

A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.

Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
Mary:Grandma

by This Guy December 23, 2004

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grandma

(Verb) To cheat at on-line poker by having more than one account. It originated when a cheater confessed and said he had originally set up the second account for his "grandma."

If you grandma you can really make a lot of money playing on-line poker.

by bigbadben March 01, 2006

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Grandma

Someone who is a slow reactor to things.

A slow driver-"Come on grandma".
A person who is slow in conversations then clicks on when it's finished-"Your too slow grandma we've just finished that conversation".
Someone who's slow to get things-"Hurry up grandma your taking to long".

by NGAWAI WIGGINS September 19, 2005